conda-sleeza rice

It has been a long long time, I know. I plenty busy-o. And all I am going to do now is put a picture of one of the most amusing pieces of literature I've found sold on the streets in Monrovia. I asked a seller, 'What is the most popular book you sell?' He gave me this little book, published in (where else?) Nigeria:

Yes, that is Condie. Watch out, women around the world! Condie is coming to steal YOUR man, so read this book!